Long Time No See!

What's up all you fucking ingrates! Now now, I am merely joking and fucking around with you all! It's actually been awhile since my first post (1 week I think?) Well I bring this too you all so that you all know I haven't just quit out like a fucking shit head. So who all has seen Adventure Time? Well the dog Jake, Finns best friend...he is a NIGGER BEATER! That's right folk's...he beats niggers in plain sight of our joyous community! Now many of you will bring this single question to my attention; what will I do to stop Jake's horrific genocide of the Negro Armada? Simply nothing my dear men and women...not a damn thing. Your King has not grown soft in any shape or form, but he is in need of a new ally, and Jake is just the type to be befriended! I look forward to releasing info on his future endeavor's, but until next time; I love you all in the most homosexual way known to fair men and creature on this planet!

PS: I was serious about my shit's...and since it's been a week I will just update you on the one I had to take mid-way into this Blog Post. It was a high-low range shit of sorts...not what I was expecting pre-shit; disappointing to say the least. I will give this shit a (4/10.) Have an AWESOME day fair citizens!

The Beginning of the End!

What the shit is up my fair peasants! My dear accountant Sir. Jesse has gotten one of the blog things; and since I do fair myself to be quite prestige with this foul monster known as the internet, I decided to follow. Now to start the avalanche that my post's will bring; I start off with the story of my life and what I see true in nature...Now let's be honest...I'm not in fucking middle school so fuck that shit right? I'm your King, and the one King to RULE THEM ALL! Typically these blog's will be random....from what I think is cool, interesting, or even fun to fap too. So sit back and enjoy this great abyss known as my own personal blog.

PS: I'll make sure to let you all know when I shit...I'll even rate it =D
PSS: Your King loves you all...in the most homo way ever!